Maid please?

Im wondering if I should try and win the lottery and then get a maid.
Everything would be so much easier for me if I did. Not saying I have a hard life or anything.
I just wouldnt have to clean, wash, do the dishes and pack my things for tomorrow.

Im kinda tired as well, I went to bed around 12 am last night. Fell asleep til my sister called me up at 00.41 saying she couldnt figure out why her "damn ipod" wouldnt upload the music she had put on the playlist. After a few minutes she hung up. During the call I was really out of it, I thought I had slept through the night and it was 08.45 and I had to get up.
So after she had hung up I texted her and then checked the time - 00.45 am - Fell asleep and she called me up like... 5 minutes later really upset about the itunes and ipod. I talked to her, explained, told her to do that and that. When I offered to turn my own laptop on to guide her through it, she said I could sleep, she had to as well.
I told her she could try for ten minutes, if not she could go to bed and she could borrow my skyscraper of a ipod and I would help her on saturday when I got home to my parents.
We said bye and I went back to sleep. 10 minutes later I got a text saying she figured it out.

I tossed and turned in bed for like 30 minutes to an hour before I fell asleep, and I woke up at 08.45 gathering my things, making my lunch and then got dressed walking out the door towards the bus. Outside there were like 3-4 tractor(thingies.. haha yeah, I cant remember the name) moving snow out of the way in the streets. I got past one and then I saw the other one up my street, got up on the sidewalk and walked past it, I had to look back because those damn things freak me completely out. I hate them so bad, because I keep imagine they are gonna run me over.

So after a work day, my parents picking me up and picking my sisters things up Im now back home tired like hell from dinner.
Gotta start packing up and cleaning here soon. So... anyone wanna be my maid? I can pay you in jaffe cakes and oreos.

x Mattass x